Отец подарил сыну на 14-летие бас-гитару. Довольное чадо возвращается после первого урока и заявляет родителю:
- Сегодня я выучил первые пять нот на струне G!
После второго урока:
- Сегодня - первые пять нот на струне D!
Третье занятие:
- Первые пять нот на струне A!
Четвертое:
- Первые пять нот на струне Е!
Отец его и спрашивает:
- Сынок, а как же школьные задания?
В ответ:
- Па, мне некогда. Завтра концерт.
абсолютно реальный случай из жизни иркутских рок-музыкантов.
Была у моей группы база в кирпичном гараже. Напряжение низкое, только-только чтобы аппарат тянул и свет горел, калорифер уже не поставишь.
Ну, мы приволокли ближе к зиме буржуйку, поставили, топили всяким хламом, который на помойках и в лесу собирали.
А с нами в гараже гнездилась еще одна "команда ух", вроде парни нормальные, а ни шиша делать не умеют, даже молотка держать в руках.
Ну так вот, забилась со временем труба сажей, решил я ее почистить. Она была буквой "Ч" выгнута, так что я на улицу отправил типа из второй команды, смотреть, не полетит ли сажа. Сам пошурудил в топке (остывшей, естественно), да как дуну туда! На улице вопль. Мать-перемать.
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Надо же было додуматься рожу в трубу совать!!!
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